To all of those in touch with their Mother Earth:
Happy Earth Day!
We like green things, and being able to breathe, so it’s awesome to have a day we can use to appreciate these finer things in life. All things on the Earth are so unique and special, like the pure white beaches to a simple daisy in your front yard, we can’t help but be in awe of these amazing creations we see every day.
Of course, today is also a day for the earth to celebrate too, ya know. So, we’re going to go hide in a bomb shelter ALL DAY. Because, we think the earth is pissed off at us. I mean, we’ve destroyed the ozone, created pollution, tore up rainforests, and more! In turn, the earth has full rights to be mad at us and will probably start tornados, volcanoes, and every other natural disaster today.
Let’s just hope that Mother Nature doesn’t get too tipsy at her bash today!
Eating canned beans,
Craig and Holden